New nightmare ending No, no, no

New nightmare ending

No, no, no. Were going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison. Peter Gibbons : So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, thats on the worst day of my life. Bob Slydell : Yeah, we cant actually find a record of him being a current employee here. Bob Porter : I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that he was laid off five years ago and no one new nightmare ending told him about it; but through some kind of glitch in the payroll department, he still gets a paycheck. Bob Slydell : Well, just a second there, professor. We, uh, we fixed the glitch. So he wont be receiving a paycheck anymore, so itll just work itself out naturally. Bob Porter : We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem is solved from your end. Bob Slydell : Oh yeah, were gonna bring in some entry-level graduates, farm some work out to Singapore, thats the usual deal. Bob Slydell : No. No, of course not. We find its always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that theres less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week. Milton Waddams : talking on the phone And I said, I dont care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then Im, Im quitting, Im going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because theyve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didnt bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and its not okay because if they take my stapler then Ill set the building on Nina : Now Milton, dont be greedy, lets pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece. Bill Lumbergh : Milt, were gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK? Milton Waddams : Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the Milton Waddams : as the waiter walks away And yes, I wont be leaving a tip, cause I I could shut this whole resort down. Sir? Ill take my travelers checks to a new nightmare ending resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could I could strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt. Peter Gibbons : Its NOT wrong. INITECH is wrong. INITECH is an evil corporation, all right? Chochkies is wrong. Doesnt it bother you that you have to get up in the morning and you have to put on a bunch of pieces of flair? Joanna : Yeah, but Im not about to go in and start taking money from the register. Peter Gibbons : Well, maybe you should. You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear. Bob Porter : Were gonna be getting rid of these people First, Mr. Samir Not gonna work here anymore, anyway. Bill Lumbergh : Oh, and remember: next is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans. Rob Newhouse : Conjugal visits? Mmmm.